V-EDGE | Vegan Restaurant Middlesbrough
This is the beginning of…
VEGAN COUNTER-CULTURE
tHIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW OUR LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. So if you’d like to take a min, just sit right there and let us tell you about how we became…
Ah, you know the rest…
It all began with an idea. in a nutshell, this idea was to quit our miserable jobs and open up the most Banging Vegan Restaurant, Middlesbrough the world will ever see.
Maybe this WAS crazy, but we worked super hard to make our dream a reality. And in OCTOBER 2021,
WE OPENED.
THROUGH CONTINUING SUPPORT FROM THE SOUNDEST CUSTOMERS, WE CONTINUE TO LIVE OUR DREAM.
WE WORK WITH THE MOST UNREAL PEOPLE, AND STRIVE TO BE THE BEST.
BUT DONT JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.
BOOK A TABLE AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES.
BUT FIRST, LETS MEET THE TEAM!
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Big Al
HEAD HONCH
This is Al, he’s a reclusive man who can usually be found behind the scenes, in the kitchen or wandering round town listening to A Day to Remember.
Likes: Bourbon, ADTR, Food, Wearing short shorts.
Dislikes: Instant Coffee, Not being Correct.
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Elle
THE ACTUAL HEAD HONCH
Behind every good Man there’s an even better Woman. She can usually be found telling Al off, laughing at her own jokes, quoting Sponge-bob or hosting our quiz nights with a Margarita in hand.
Likes: Margaritas, Home Alone, T. Swift, Games.
Dislikes: Doing Dishes, Being Serious.
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Cookie
MANAGING DIRECTOR OF SNOOTS
This is Cookie. She is sometimes seen asleep in her bed on the restaurant floor whenever customers demand for her presence.
Likes: Treats, Pats, Snoots.
Dislikes: Fireworks, Balloons, Cats.
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Becky
FLOOR
This is Becky, she’s our resident horse whisperer who can usually be found behind the bar, being sound to customers or shouting at Al.
She’s also a pretty good at Circus stuff. But you can’t call her a Clown. It’s not that type of Circus stuff. (As Alex has learned)
Likes: Horses, Aerial yoga, Mac and Cheese, Pancakes.
Dislikes: Chewy People, Mathematics.
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Lynsey
FLOOR
This is Lynsey, this legend left her job to come work for us… We have no idea why. Regardless, she’s got skills and she’ll look after you.
Likes: Border Collies, Talking about her Border Collies, The Lakes, Have we mentioned she has Border Collies.
Dislikes: London, Whiskey.
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Catherine
ROOKIE
This is Catherine, she’s really new and really shy. She can be found in the kitchen where she has to listen to Big Al’s nonsense.
Likes: Meatloaf, Baking.
Dislikes: Stealing, Listening to Al.
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Alice
SEMI RETIRED
This is little Al, the other half of AL^2. She is currently off studying her brains out to become the greatest evil genius this world has ever seen… or a philosopher or something.
Any ways, she deserves to be here because without her we would never have made it to that one episode of Television that one time. RESTEKPA
Likes: Mythology, Dogs, Travelling, TIKTOK, The No Clucks Platter (Disc.)
Dislikes: Alex, Being on Television, Everyone watching her on Television, Being called Bilbo Baghead